Saturday, 16 March 2013

Burrito and Kate

I have a story Burrito and Kate published in 3:am magazine, and I'm chuffed to bits. Have a read here:

Sunday, 16 October 2011

New Website

I've a new website showcasing my writing and teaching. You can find it here:

Also check here for what I still think is the funniest blog on the internet.

Thursday, 7 April 2011

Northern Irish Assembly Elections 2011

It's less than a month away! Who will you be voting for? Any of this lot?

Sammy Wilson?

Nelson McCausland?

Or Peter Robinson?

Wednesday, 23 March 2011

Unemployment in Northern Ireland

I'm here to bring a message of despair. Let's all scream before we become like this:

That fucker George Osbourne wants us all like this. Tell him to get fucked.

Sunday, 14 November 2010

The Donkey Punch

I'm back again, within the space of a week. Don't get your hopes up, unless something else happens I want to comment about. I put a video up on youtube this week for my poem The Donkey Punch. I think the visuals compliment it rather than explain it. I always saw it as a companion piece to another poem of mine Farmer (see elsewhere in blog for this).

Hope you enjoy it.

Wednesday, 10 November 2010


I know I've pretty much abandoned this blog but I'm stopping by briefly to tell you to check out the latest issue of Wordlegs, because I have a story in it. Check it out here.