Thursday 3 September 2009

MY KICK ASS NEW DIRECTION

I'M A POET OF SOME RENOWN AND I'VE DECIDED IT'S TIME FOR ME TO CHANGE DIRECTION. FOR A LONG TIME I BEEN DOIN DAT COMEDY STUFF AND IT'S BEEN ROCKIN (LIKE THE TIME I WAS STANDING ON A TABLE WITH MY HANDS ON THE CEILING ROCKIN DAT TABLE FROM SIDE TO SIDE AS I SPAT FLY RHYMES). BUT NOW I'VE GOT TO TAKE THINGS TO A HIGHER LEVEL. TEACHING THE YOUNGER GENERATION ABOUT STUFF DEY SHOULD KNOW. I'M LEADING THE WAY. HOLD OUT YOUR TORCHES. I'M SETTIN DEM MUTHAFUCKAS ON FIRE. DIS IS MY NEW RHYME IT'S CALLED DERRY MUTHAFUCKA. AND IF PEEPS BE TALKIN TRASH (BALLS) I BE FUCKIN DEM UP. I FUCK DER ASSHOLES OUT DA FUCKIN WINDOWS ANY DAY OF DA FUCKIN WEEK

DERRY MUTHAFUCKA

DERRY MUTHAFUCKA!!
I'M COMIN FOR YA CROWN MUTHAFUCKA!!
I BE SPITTIN RHYMES OF INTELLIGENCE!!
TALKIN ABOUT BRINGING THINGS TO ANOTHER LEVEL!!
ENGAGE WITH ME MUTHAFUCKAS!!
ENGAGE!!
I BE SHOWIN THA WAY PEOPLE BE DOIN THANGS
AND I BE SAYING BULLSHIT MUTHAFUCKAS
FIND YO SELF!!
DON'T BE ME!!
I'M ME!!
DELETE THIS IF YOU WANT I BE JUST TELLING PEOPLE
HOW TO BE WHO THEY WANT TO BE
AND NOT WHO THEY THINK THEY WANT TO BE!!
I SHOWS PEOPLE HOW TO BE INTELLEGENT [sic]
AND HOW TO SPIT RHYMES AND TELL COPS
TO LIKE YO GET YO FUCKIN' HAND OFF ME MUTHAFUCKA!!
I SPLIT YO SKULL WITH A BIG ROCK!!
DERRY MUTHAFUCKA!!
I OWN YOU NOW!!

4 comments:

  1. THIS IS THE TRUTH!!!! THE PERFORMANCE POETRY SCENE IN NORTHERN IRELAND IS GONNA FOLLOW OR GET CRUSHED BELOW MY BOOTS!!

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  2. Performance poetry mutates into sub-mindless, generic, wannabe-tough-guy hip-hop twattery? Sounds like a vast improvement, muthafucka!

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